i want a 3ds so badly ILL DO ANYTHING
get a job
it’s 4:20 you know what that means. time to go out and milk the cows. life on a pennsylvanian farm is tough but I wouldn’t trade it for anything.
I cant believe justin bieber poisoned our water supply, burned our crops, and delivered a plague unto our houses
No, but are we gonna wait around until he does!?
Me: - *tries to tell tumblr joke to family members*
Family members: - *stare blankly*
Me: - *continues laughing uncontrollably*
there’s a rumor going around my school that a girl in choir got suspended for fingering herself in class uh
ur school wins
whispering, “no,” at a character because you know they’re about to make a fool of themselves and kill you with second hand embarrassment